Another of the illustrious suggestions for Valve's cosmetic items. Since the Heavy's getting a football helmet in the real cosmetic update it seemed only fitting that he be given another hat which would be of no use whatsoever in a combat situation.
In addition to this I'd like to state that I didn't find out about the football helmet until shortly after I finished this.
P.S. I know it says 'cometic' up there in the right-hand corner. It was...er...a test to see if the internet was paying attention and only one person noticed it.
I ain't changing it, though.