Heavy-Duty Drawers

What with the Heavy update and everything, the time for another era-appropriate Team advert just seemed right.
So welcome in (like an invading German army) the Worker's Choice man-girdle, garaunteed to atrophy your vital digestive organs (with all-new withering action modeled on the enemies of the state as they starve on a thin barley-based gruel in the Gulags) in just five (-year plan?) weeks or your money back.
This is my History A-Level, reduced to bad Soviet references.


P.S. Comrade Heavy does not look like himself. I think is because he is smiling, da? Da.